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看到幾個冷笑話
PO一下
白吃造句題


                                                                               
1.題目: 原來
                                                                               
  學生: 原來他是我爸爸.
                                                                               
  老師: 媽媽關切一下.


2.題目: 你看
                                                                               
  學生: 你看什麼看!
                                                                               
  老師: 沒看過啊.
                                                                                

3.題目: 好...又好...
                                                                               
  學生: 媽媽的腿,好細又好粗...
                                                                               
  老師:那到底是細還是粗?


4.題目: 皮開肉綻
                                                                               
  學生: 停電的夜晚,到處很黑,我嚇得皮開肉綻.
                                                                               
  老師:看到這句...老師佩服你.
                                                                                

5.題目: 欣欣向榮-比喻生長美好的樣子
                                                                               
  學生: 我的弟弟長得欣欣向榮.
                                                                               
  老師: 孩子,你弟弟是植物人嗎...
                                                                                

還有一個更瞎的.
                                                                               
  學生: 欣欣向榮容告白.
                                                                               
  老師: 哪個班的緋聞?

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我是被欣欣向榮容告白笑到
好白吃
哈哈哈

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其實這句可以更短

"欣欣向榮告白"

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈


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